Camp David

Let me tell you about a guy I know
 He's camp as Christmas but without the snow
 Claiming to be a virgin but you'd never know
 Coz his whole chat is like a porno show
 Camp David
 In a world of his own
 He'll bring the conversation down
 Camp David
 Is eager to shock
 He'll make the conversation stop
 Let me tell you 'bout a guy I met
 See up in business selling hats for gents
 Claims to be A-Sexual but appears as bent
 From the devil's loin
 but thinks he is heaven sent
 Camp David
 In a world of his own
 He'll bring the conversation down
 Camp David
 Is eager to shock
 He'll make the conversation stop.