Red Diesel Medicine

Called the job on Monday,
 Can't come in it's the Tuesday Flu,
 Y'know I'm all a wreck on a Wednesday,
 Thursday is a no can do,
 Friday night, a glimmer of light,
 Maybe I'll go walk the dog or maybe sink a line become a live wire,
 Saturday I'm up for you!
 Maybe's on the left, crazy's on the right, hey!
 Where am I? Where am I?
 A sad dog gone, pinin' all alone, no!
 I'll find a phone booth and tear off my clothes, now gimme...
 Red diesel medicine, time to shed my second skin,
 A long lost rockin' daddy, that's me,
 A rhinestone rattlesnake, dressed to kill, gonna shake 'em,
 What a transformation, look see!
 Now I ain't the fly in the corner no more,
 No I ain't the guy in the corner no more.
 Called the job on Monday,
 Told the boss my back, my bones, are breakin',
 I need a line from the medicine man or maybe just a bottle or two...
 Maybe's on the left, crazy's on the right, hey!
 Where am I? Where am I?
 A mad dog gone, pinin' all alone, no!
 I'll find a phone booth and tear off my clothes, now gimme...
 Red diesel medicine, time to shed my second skin,
 A long lost rockin' daddy, that's me,
 A rhinestone rattlesnake, dressed to kill, gonna shake 'em,
 What a transformation, look see!
 No I ain't the fly in the corner no more,
 No I ain't the fly in the corner no more,
 No I ain't the fly in the corner no more,
 No I ain't that guy in the corner no more.