My Kind of Stupid

Oh yeah
 I've put women on pedestals all of my life
 & It's gotten me down
 I'm gonna try a different tack
 Dial it back & switch it around
 I've learned that no love comes from up above
 Not heaven sent
 So when we met & you didn't get what I meant
 I started to melt
 I've never felt such elation
 A life without expectations
 You may not be the sharpest tool
 But hey you're my kind of stupid
 I'll never treat you like a fool
 'Cause hey you're my kind of stupid
 You really look up to me
 I'm idolized for the first time
 I'll be your sugar daddy
 Will you be my baby
 Sweet child o' mine?
 My knees get weak each time you speak
 My funny valentine
 You're always 100% heart & soul
 Well, never mind
 You make me feel like a hero
 You're my love, you're my zero
 You may not be the sharpest tool
 But hey you're my kind of stupid
 I'll never treat you like a fool
 'Cause hey you're my kind of stupid
 You don't get smart
 You don't get cruel
 Yeah hey you're my kind of stupid girl