Ballad of Larry Bird

weather never comes in its infinite sums
 it just hoes and hit hums
 like my life was through sodas and rums
 summer drinking with anyone
 say the word I will be there
 I'm a straight shooter
 but you don't care about Larry Bird
 remember my name we met at a bar
 you were throwin darts
 and i was throwin out hearts
 like shooting at cars
 now were kissing on in there after dark
 say the word i will be there
 i'm a straight shooter
 with curly hair like Larry Bird
 yea yea oh yea
 yea yea oh yea (2x)
 I will be there say the word
 I'm a straight shooter
 like Larry Bird like Larry Bird
 weather never comes
 in droves or in drums
 in the cities the slums
 just the bits and the crumbs now
 the bits and the crumbs
 you're all lovely I'm to come
 say the word I will be there
 I'm a straight shooter
 but you don't care about Larry Bird
 I will be there say the word
 I'm a straight shooter
 like Larry Bird like Larry Bird
 Say the word and know that I will be there
 I'm a straight shooter
 but you don't care about
 we'll have it out about Larry Bird