Best in Show

Six dogs compete for the Best of Show title
 In the 49th annual Texas Dango Brango Club Show
 Of the finalists, five are owned by aliens
 The dogs are chosen as winners and the show's six different divisions
 We've got hounds, we've got workin' dogs, we got terrier dogs
 We got toy dogs, we got toy-terriers, we got sportin' dogs
 We got bananas, we got mangos, we got kiwi fruits
 The show is held at the fair's agricultural building down in the agricultural district
 Of the agricultural city you know as, whatever it's called
 The winner is a 6-year-old english setter
 Not the setter you know as Foul Colonel
 But the setter was shown by his owner, William T.W. Hopes-Richman
 The Dangleberry of Virginia
 The setter gets a kiss of congratulations from his owner and wags his tail
 He wags his tail, why? He wags his tail because he is happy
 He wags his tail because he knows he's a winner
 He is not a product of what is expected of a dog, but he is above that
 He has risen, he has ascended above the clouds
 He is lookin' down upon planet earth
 And urinating in the mouths of those who thought a canine would never walk upon the moon
 Those who doubted the theory that a cocker spaniel
 Could break through the barrier of time and space and time and space and time
 He is best in show, best in show, best in show