Upside Backwards

Met her at a hotel, somewhere up north
 She asked if I was into new things
 I said, "Of course"
 So we went down to what she said was her home
 Next thing you know I had something that looked like a cigarette
 Hanging out the left corner of my mouth
 And I asked her, "Is this a normal cigarette?"
 She's like, she asked me, "Don't you feel it yet?"
 I pondered on the question for a minute
 I made a gesture with my hands to let her know that I was into it
 Then I was distracted by a strange white figure
 Standing right behind me, breathing down my neck
 I got a hot flash and sweat
 She asked me once again
 "D-d-d-d-don't you f-f-f, don't you feel it yet?"
 And I, I said "Feel, feel what?"
 Alright, and then I
 I said something along the lines of
 Ah!
 Feels
 Upside brain
 Feel a little not alright
 Sometimes when I think I'm okay
 I hands down form the size a little
 Backwards
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 Now two to three minutes later I looked down at my phone
 And realized I had been there for two weeks
 I stood up and told her, "It's about time for me to leave"
 She looked back at me and she said, "Is that something you truly believe?"
 Ah, I looked down and was horrified to realize my legs
 Had been replaced by four wooden pegs
 I was in absolutely no pain
 But I felt a little uncomfortable about how comfortable I'm now
 Imagine how it would be to sit down upon my body
 And at that point it was obvious
 I'd transformed into a piece of furniture
 I tried to confront her
 I opened my pillow and asked her
 "What the fuck was in that cigarette?"
 She looked back at me and asked, "D-d-d-d-do you feel it yet?"
 It is a little circular
 From the noose, square
 Rectungular, rectangular form is what my mind decided
 I said something I didn't mean when I
 Similar to your c-c-c-c-c... haircut
 That I thought was a little inappropriate before
 Told me I was a little ups-
 Backwards
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 Upside, up-upside
 Feels upside backwards
 Upside