I'm Being Followed Around by the CIA

Walk around the city and I see
 That all the secret agents are coming after me
 They're hiding in the bushes and the trees
 On my street
 They're after me for everything I know
 I'm just a confidence man with no
 Confidence so
 I'll lay them all to waste
 One by one
 Until my little dirty work is done
 Well I pretend that I'm going to my job
 So I won't blow my cover as an
 Undercover
 Top secret agent paranoid freak
 I'm your next door neighbor
 And I'm armed to the teeth
 They're hiding in the closet and the park
 I wear my dark overcoat and
 Sunglasses after dark
 And lock all the deadbolts
 And swallow the keys
 So you will never ever catch me.
 And there's just one last thing that I
 Would like to say
 I'm being followed around by the CIA
 They're tapping my telephone
 They're poisoning my drink
 I know what you're thinking
 And they know what I think
 You think it's all in my mind
 How could you be so blind?
 I wake up in the morning, six o'clock
 Have a half a cup of coffee
 And put on my shoes and socks
 Lock myself inside a rolling box
 That rolls rolls and rolls and rolls
 One Hundred Fifty blocks
 Load my Glock and walk into my
 Work
 Best get out the way when the
 Guts begin to spurt
 I pick them off quickly
 One by one
 Until my little dirty work is done.