Kick the Hardcore

Computer, the hardcore is not kicking anymore, any ideas
 Calculating
 We gotta kick the hardcore, it doesn't kick anymore, we gotta roll it, and control it, and clap some more
 Your hardcore is kicking better now, but it's still only at 58%
 I found some solutions to kick it really really hard, are you ready
 We gotta kick the hardcore, it doesn't kick anymore, we gotta roll it, and control it, and clap some more
 Congratulations captain, all systems are online
 The hardcore is kicking at maximum output
 Setting coordinates for Earth, we're headed to Victor's Patreon. everyone is gonna wanna hear this