Our Disease

Our disease
 Our disease
 Our disease
 Our disease
 Our disease
 Our disease
 Is scurvy, scurvy, scurvy
 Scur-, scurvy
 Which is a lack of vitamin C disease
 That occurs when your body gets no citrus
 It killed a bunch of old-timey sailors, argh
 Complications caused by scurvy may affect your teeth, your skin, your teeth, your blood cells teeth, and bones
 Among others
 Scurvy can be difficult to diagnose
 Because its symptoms often mimic those of other ailments
 The most distinctive sign of scurvy is a really bad case of gum disease
 Which occurs in many
 But not all, cases
 (Of scurvy), scurvy (scurvy)
 Scur-, scurvy
 Our disease
 Our disease
 Our disease
 Our disease
 Is Fasciolosis
 Fasciolosis
 Which is a condition caused by an infection from a parasitic flatworm
 It's a microscopic bug (it's a tiny little bug)
 Found in watercress my friends
 That's a slightly bitter green
 Which my father really loved
 A watercress fanatic
 He ate it by the bushel
 Oh, our disease will make your tummy burn like lava
 Also, my father had diarrhea
 Delia told me all about his diarrhea
 Shh! Daddy was in pain
 Agonizing pain
 His Hiney wasn't well
 Itchy and unwell
 People need to know what could be swarming inside their food
 So our disease is fasciolosis
 Fasciolosis
 And now we'll take that A
 Our disease
 Our disease
 Our disease
 Our disease
 Is, is my disease
 My disease
 Which is an incredibly rare genetic disorder
 In which several signs of aging are manifested at a very early age
 Some symptoms may include (uh oh)
 Wrinkled skin, stiff joins, hip dislocation (womp, womp)
 Atherosclerosis
 This was a terrible idea (macular degeneration)
 Hypertension (look how they're looking at me)
 Presbycusis
 Like I'm a slide, I'm a chart
 I'm a freak on display (cardiac issues)
 Exhibit A (and the general failure too)
 Well what about exhibit B?
 You wanna know what I see
 Your disease is a bad case of adolescence
 Accompanied by anxiety, peer pressure
 Bruised egos, and then over concerned about a science grade
 About football games
 About who's getting laid
 Who's got a zit
 Who's wearing what
 Who gives a shit
 Your disease is a tough one that's for sure
 Getting older is my affliction
 Getting older is your cure
 Getting older is your cure
 But for me there is no cure
 Few people with my disease live longer than 16 years
 And, I just turned 16!
 So, happy birthday, my disease
 Oh, my-my-my, oh my disease
 An incredibly rare, genetic hatcha disorder, pew