Skater Planet

Attention skaters!
 Please, clear the rink while the ice is resurfaced
 Thank you for your patience
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 (Nice wipeout Marty)
 It's Saturday night at Skater Planet
 The Zamboni's on the ice
 So we hang around here waiting
 All the action's at the mall
 But we'd rather be here skating
 The action's at the mall
 But we'd rather be here skating
 Ah ah ah ah ah ah
 In New Jersey
 Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
 Oh-oh-oh
 Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
 Oh-oh-oh-oh
 It's Saturday night in Bergen County
 There are parties everywhere
 But we never get invited
 And I'm with the one I love (I'm with the one I love)
 I'm with the one I love (I'm with the one I love)
 But my love was unrequited
 I'm with the one I love
 But my love was unrequited
 Ah ah ah ah
 Nothing's right!
 Nothing is what it should be
 Shoes are stinky
 Pay's not great
 Skating's free, but I can't skate
 'Cause my ankles tend to roll
 In New Jersey
 Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
 Oh-oh-oh
 Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
 Oh-oh-oh
 It's Saturday night in butt crack township
 On a road without a sign
 In a town where there's not much in
 40 minutes east of hope
 40 miles from Metuchen
 I'm with the one I love
 It's Saturday night
 And I'm the new girl
 So I get to start from scratch
 Next to Lodi this is dreamy
 Sure, tonight I'm getting looks
 But tomorrow they might see me
 (I'm always getting looks)
 They never really see me
 In New Jersey (in New Jersey)
 In New Jersey!
 Nothing's right! (nothing)
 Nothing is what it should be (is right)
 I'm too awkward
 I'm too bright
 I'm too anxious
 I'm too polite
 We're too chipper
 We're too loud
 We don't blend into a crowd
 We're too weird in every way
 I think Springsteen's just okay
 Which is not a thing to think in New Jersey
 At least we have the rink in New Jersey
 Ah ah
 Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
 Oh-oh