Clownin'

Tonight a story we've been talking a lot about
 Creepy clown sightings around the country
 And now a new clown has surfaced
 And if you're heading to bed shortly
 This picture is bound to give you nightmares
 Coming from the hills
 Headed for the highway
 Are they here to kill?
 Or be part of society?
 Oh
 No one knows
 Dressed up for the show
 Straight out of your nightmare
 Randomly they roam
 Now they call them sightings
 "Woah"
 "Fuck dude, go!"
 Come from outer space
 They're bred on hate
 And feed on human souls
 Try as they might
 It's an endless appetite
 Raise your glass and heed the call
 Cause the devils on the street
 Pied Piper needs his meat
 So women and children beware
 No candy from strangers
 Don't matter, any flavor
 Yes, you should be scared
 The killer clowns are here!
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 Get up off the couch
 And grab your pitchfork
 The posse's headed out
 Throw logic out the door
 Oh no
 Minds of stone
 Gather up the guns
 It's time to go clowning
 Join us on the hunt
 Though they've done nothing
 Down
 Chuckles goes
 Come from outer space
 They're bred on hate
 And feed on human souls
 Try as they might
 It's an endless appetite
 Raise your glass and heed the call
 Cause the devils on the street
 Pied Piper needs his meat
 So women and children beware
 No candy from strangers
 Don't matter, any flavor
 Yes, you should be scared
 The killer clowns are...
 Here!
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 On the next day
 After their night play
 Feel they've earned their morning OJ
 Turn the news on
 The world's in awe
 20 innocents killed by a witch hunt mob!
 Cause the devils on the street
 Pied Piper needs his meat
 So women and children beware
 No candy from strangers
 Don't matter, any flavor
 Yes, you should be scared
 Cause the devils on the street
 Pied Piper needs his meat
 So women and children beware
 No candy from strangers
 Don't matter, any flavor
 Yes, you should be scared