Willie Nelson's Wall

Two, three, four
 Well, I'm high as a fly on Willie Nelson's wall
 And I can't remember where I am at all
 And I don't know where my mind has taken me
 My boots in my hand, and my hat on my feet
 Somebody drive me home
 Well, I don't know if I should be left alone
 And if my girlfriend calls
 Well, tell her I'm just a fly on the wall
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 Well, I'm drunk as an uncle in the Walmart parking lot
 Blaring Margarita Vile and taking up two spots
 Windows down, beer cans on the ground
 And I ain't moving if the police come around
 Somebody drive me home
 Well, I don't know if I should be left alone
 And if my girlfriend calls
 Well, tell her I'm just a fly on the wall
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 I'm sober as a judge shakin' hands with everyone
 But there ain't no way to tell if I've ever been done
 With a smile on my face and a twinkle in my eye
 Buddy, I'm gonna stay this way until the day I die
 Somebody drive me home
 Well, I don't know if I should be left alone
 And if my girlfriend calls
 Well, tell her I'm just a fly on the wall
 Oh-yeah, tell her I'm just a fly on the wall