Kid U Not

One i Di.Vision
 The one and only, Viro The Virus
 With I-Go-Direct
 Yo
 I heard a lot of shit about me
 Like when I'm liquored up, I can't keep my wits about me (say words)
 Bust it, I offered the public the same advice Chuck did
 And that's don't believe the hype or trust it
 I spit rugged till punks kick buckets
 Wave white flags, Take flight fast
 Way too much of a scrub to play the clubs
 So I play the local pub with the date rape drug
 Battin' they idol, illogical scholar
 Change a pocket of chronic to a fist full of dollars
 Who's standin' on ya town's police plotter
 Who move too smooth to slip and get horse-collared
 On a rampage like Barry Bonds roid raging on a bad day so you better am-scray
 But all the party people and fans stay
 Twist the bombay and pass it this way
 All jokes aside
 I'm just here to keep hip hop alive for those who think it died
 It's off the handle, when I ramble
 Careers get cancelled, MCs trampled
 All jokes aside
 I'm just tryin' to keep hip hop alive for those who think it died
 I'm real with no gimmicks, keep the dro twisted
 You know it's dope fo' sho' when Viro did it
 It's the savvy veteran no rapper is better than
 It's just the facts, no bullcrap or embellishment
 I don't care one iota for the payola
 I eat your rap bars like granola
 You should know that I rape wacks
 So get it straight black or get the bozak ASAP
 Fuck ya chinchillas and ya Maybach's
 I chill in Champion hoods and take the train tracks
 My mother used to study the bible
 Me? I studied Organized Konfusion vinyl
 A pothead from the boondocks
 Who rocks best in ya boombox, tighter than tube socks
 The answer to the question of "who's hot?"
 In a separate category of "who's not"
 See, the Big V be the sure shot
 More props from Carrot Top's box
 All jokes aside
 I'm just here to keep hip hop alive for those who think it died
 It's off the handle, when I ramble
 Careers get cancelled, MCs trampled
 All jokes aside
 I'm just tryin' to keep hip hop alive for those who think it died
 I'm real with no gimmicks, keep the dro twisted
 You know it's dope fo' sho' when Viro did it
 I sold weed for 4 years straight
 All I gained was some Nautica Tees and some court dates
 And every ho I don' had is now like
 "Fuck that broke ass bum, he's a scum bag"
 But I'm an artist with an Artest mentality
 Storm the stands and turn fans into casualties
 Wheel and deal with movers and shakers
 Plus stand and deliver much sooner than later
 Freak the mic like a cut
 Pussy-lipped rappers try to grab it and it screams
 "Unhand me at once!"
 Just get me back to the mac with a blunt
 Who'll make you punks wear a hat that says dunce
 I asked girls to play photography
 Let's go in a dark room and see what develops possibly
 Don't be mad, at least I'm speaking honestly
 Now ma please, follow me for sodomy
 Don't have a lot but on everything I got
 If I ever get broke, somebodies getting shot
 Kid U Not, you'll have a devil of a time tryin' to reach this level of mine
 All jokes aside
 I'm just here to keep hip hop alive for those who think it died
 It's off the handle, when I ramble
 Careers get cancelled, MCs trampled
 All jokes aside
 I'm just tryin' to keep hip hop alive for those who think it died
 I'm real with no gimmicks, keep the dro twisted
 You know it's dope fo' sho' when Viro did it