Door Number Two

Tell me real tell me true
 Tell me more about door number two
 Do me red do me blue
 What goes on behind door number two?
 Betsy Button — she just got old
 Drives to Vegas with a kid or two
 She saved her nickels — it sure adds up
 Now she's got 'em in a paper cup
 She needs:
 3 bars
 3 cherries
 3 lemons
 3 pigs
 A date with Elvis
 A new car
 A roll of dollars for the cookie jar
 Tell me real tell me true
 Tell me more about door number two
 Do me red do me blue
 What's to do behind door number two?
 Please Mr. Barker — look and see
 What are the chances for a city boy
 About my age my height and weight
 What is the payout on an inside straight?
 A new love
 A new hairline
 Fame and fortune
 A square deal
 High adventure in a far-off world
 An assignation with a college girl
 Tell me real tell me true
 Tell me more about door number two
 Do me red do me blue
 What goes on behind door number two?
 This old town goes on and on
 It ages better than my bag of tricks
 Nothing finer for the old morale
 Then a tony townhouse in a swank locale
 The Bahamas
 The Bermudas
 The Barbados
 Or I don't know —
 Gin and tonic on the veranda
 A firm appointment with the late late show
 Tell me real tell me true
 Tell me more about door number two
 Do me red do me blue
 What goes on behind door number two?