Straight Outta Vulcan

I got pointy ears and I'm full of sin
 I'm making it so. It was bound to happen again
 There's a reason I'm the motherfuckin' captain
 To boldly go? I've already been!
 I'm Number One, not to be outdone
 I'm a green-blooded fucker out of Vulcan, oh yeah!
 Raise a forty of Tranya to my lips
 Gonna spank that ass while you shake those hips
 And then grab that booty with my Vulcan grip
 My voyage to Uranus be a motherfuckin' round trip
 Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah! Come on!
 I spent all last night drinking Romulan ale
 I got a warp core breach and my shields just failed
 I'm a Starfleet captain and I'm gonna score
 I'm gonna free your willy like Star Trek IV!
 Fuck being logical!
 I'm astronomical
 Psychotic psychological
 Pon pharmaceutical Fuck being logical!