Monkey Bone

When he goes public he's shakin' his head
 He's shavin' his legs cause he feels so fair
 He's never been here and he's never been there
 Monkey Bone
 He takes the piece(?) from his slide trombone
 He plays with himself when he's all alone
 Monkey Bone by the telephone
 Monkey Bone
 Monkey Bone... He feels so alone... On the slide trombone
 Monkey Bone... He feels so alone... On the slide trombone (Hey)
 When he goes public he shaving his legs
 He's doing his hair just right
 He makes sure he's the prettiest one, on this Saturday night
 Look at the girls all looking at me
 The love me because I am so pretty
 I'm the best looking boy in the band
 And trombone player in the land.
 Monkey Bone... He feels so alone... On the slide trombone
 Monkey Bone... He feels so alone... On the slide trombone
 Monkey Bone... He feels so alone... On the slide trombone
 Monkey Bone... He feels so alone... On the slide trombone
 He rips off his sleeves, off of his clothes(?)
 Unbuttons his shirt, down to his toes
 His hair is so long, but where did it go
 Monkey Bone
 Before you made captain and never believe(?)
 Come to a state of monogamy
 Monkey Bone please let it be
 Monkey Bone
 Monkey Bone... He feels so alone... On the slide trombone
 Monkey Bone... He feels so alone... On the slide trombone
 (Don't die on me Monkey Bone! Don't Die!)