Shoreline Seniorita

It took a shoreline señorita, to teach a man so big and strong
 And her body's so high to reach oh, you need a stairway, dark and tall
 And everyone would want to meet him, when he made his way through town
 And all the men would want to be him, just to get to wear his crown
 And hey, ho, where could you go?
 Everybody knows you take the long way home
 And hey, ho, where could you go?
 Last I heard, you took the long way home
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 Stomp your feet, clap your hands
 Keep your eyes upon the holy land
 Get down low, take it slow
 Pray too quick, you're bound to be ignored
 And wipe your eyes, don't you lie?
 Your hollow racquet in the big grey sky
 Sign your checks, silence your necks (hey, hey, hey)
 All we really wanted was to get respect (hey, hey, hey)
 And hate your life, beat your wife (hey, hey, hey, hey)
 Yeah, no one's beggin' in the afterlife (hey, hey, hey)
 Drink your gin, spit your sin (hey, hey, hey)
 Just don't come a-knockin' 'cause you won't get in (hey, hey, hey)
 And now I dangle at the fingertips, of the girl in the corner with the ruby lips
 And the boss starts a van under fat, red lights
 How come all these motherfuckers always lookin' for a fight?
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 So high, no one could reach us, as we lay upon the ground
 So cold, no flame could heat us, as we lift our heads to hound
 And every man would want to be us, when we walk into the room
 And all the girls would surely miss us, as they hope we come back soon
 And hey, ho, where did ya go?
 Last I heard, you took the long way home
 And hey, ho, where could you go?
 Everybody knows you take the long way home
 And hey, ho, where did you go?
 Last I heard, you took the long way home
 And hey, ho, where could you go?
 Everybody knows you take the long way home!