Laundry Day

The smell I omit could make you commit suicide
 The fumes of a thousand farts filling your cold and blackened eyes
 Take a shower or at least take a bath
 If you don't take this soap I'll shove it straight up your ass
 Tell someone who cares, I'm not going anywhere
 Bleh!
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 The smell I omit could make you commit homicide
 An odor of death that lingers for life and repels everything in sight
 Wash your clothes, wash out your hair,
 There's dirt on your knuckles and flies everywhere
 If you don't like me that's fine
 Just don't waste my time
 'Cause I ran out of clean pants again
 But I'll never ever do the laundry
 Ran out of T-shirts again but I'll never ever do the laundry
 Ran out of tube socks again but I'll never ever do the laundry
 Ran out of undies again but I'll never ever do the laundry
 Never again