Chaise Longue

Mummy, daddy, look at me
 I went to school and I got a degree
 All my friends call it "the big D"
 I went to school and I got the big D
 I got the big D
 I got the big D
 I got the big D
 I went to school and I got the big D
 Is your muffin buttered?
 Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
 Excuse me (what?)
 Excuse me (what?)
 Hey you, over there
 On the chaise longue in your underwear
 What are you doing sitting down?
 You should be horizontal now
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 On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
 All day long, on the chaise longue
 On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
 All day long, on the chaise longue
 Is your mother worried?
 Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother?
 Excuse me (what?)
 Excuse me (what?)
 Hey you, in the front row
 Are you coming backstage after the show?
 Because I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room
 And a pack of warm beer that we can consume
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 On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
 All day long, on the chaise longue
 On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
 All day long, on the chaise longue
 On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
 All day long, on the chaise longue
 On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
 All day long, on the chaise lounge
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 On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
 All day long, on the chaise longue
 On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
 All day long, on the chaise longue
 On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
 All day long, on the chaise longue
 On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
 All day long, on the chaise longue
 All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue
 All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue
 All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue
 On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue