Anal & The Dishes

My party life
 Traded in for a kid and a wife
 No more being alone, I got a home
 Instead of sex with whores
 I wake you up girl when you snore
 Instead of bangin' sluts, I wipe the baby's butt
 Now we do anal and the dishes
 Sunday shopping with them Walmart bitches
 Dinner back at home
 Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butt hole
 Anal and the dishes
 Sunday shopping with them Walmart bitches
 Dinner back at home
 Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butt hole
 Cocaine days are gone
 Now I get high from mowin' the lawn
 Instead of Waylon songs, now I watch rom-coms
 No more Jim Beam shots
 Rather wait in the K-Mart lot
 Fill the SUV, with Huggies, Charmin, and Vaseline
 We do anal and the dishes
 Sunday shopping with them Walmart bitches
 Dinner back at home
 Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butt hole
 Anal and the dishes
 Clipping coupons and making wishes
 Sunday night at home
 Go to town girl on your tight, tight butt hole
 Do I miss that road
 Drunk as hell, being a horny toad?
 This life is better for my health, or so I tell myself
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 'Cause now we do anal and the dishes
 Sunday shopping with them Walmart bitches
 Dinner back at home
 Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butt hole
 Anal and the dishes
 Sunday dinner at Garth and Trisha's
 Then we drive on home
 And I cry and ram you in your tight, tight butt hole