Eatin' Pussy/Kickin' Ass

Yeah, alright man
 More feelin', buddy
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 Friday night, I just got off work
 My boss, man, he's such a jerk
 So after work, I went to his house
 Ate his wife's pussy and kicked his ass
 Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
 Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
 Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
 Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
 That's what I do
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 That pussy taste good
 Monday morning, I got laid off
 So I celebrated with some alcohol
 Standing in the unemployment line
 I see this young girl's bush and said, "It's breakfast time"
 Security guard said, "You can't do that here"
 So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer
 Girl at the counter said, "Do you want a job?"
 And I said, "Okay", and then I ate her pussy
 Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
 Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
 Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
 Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
 That's what I do
 Pussy in the mornin' (sure)
 Pussy in the night (yeah)
 I eat a lot of pussy when I get into a fight
 Yeah, alright
 I like that too
 Thursday night, I was feeling pretty great
 I was walking past the honky-tonk on Broadway
 I've seen this young girl, she was smilin' at me
 So I took her back to my place and I paid her fee
 Took off her skirt, I knew that somethin' was wrong
 Where there's supposed to be a pussy, this girl had a dong
 I was bored and since I'd paid anyway
 I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass
 Suckin' dick and kickin' ass
 Suckin' dick and kickin' ass (that's right)
 Suckin' dick and kickin' ass
 Suckin' dick and kickin' ass
 Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass
 (Come on, buddy) eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass (alright)
 Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass
 Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick, kickin' ass
 God dammit, fuckin' play, motherfucker
 Where'd everybody go?
 God dammit