Good Friday

If you grew up with white boys
 Who only look at black and Puerto Rican porno
 Cuz they want something that their dad don't got
 Then you know where you're at
 Motoring your ear holes shut
 In a rush with wet coke
 In a Starbucks bathroom with the door closed
 On booze some left in residue and confused
 Like the first time you used soft water
 Down on my luck caught unaware
 Like Houdini when the last fist struck
 Sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
 If I'm sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
 If I'm sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
 Sucking dick for drink tickets
 At the free bar at my cousin's Bat Mitzvah
 Cutting the punchline that it ain't no joke
 Devoid of all hope circus mirrors and pot smoke
 Picking fights on dyke night with shirleys and loccs
 And snatching purses
 Doing Elton at karaoke and forgettin all the s
 Blowing kisses to disinterested bitches
 Playing lead lay in a bad way on broadway
 Sending sexy SMSes to my ex's new man
 Cuz I can
 On the road trying to break an old van
 Eating pussy for new fans I am
 What the hell
 Using Purell til my hands bleed and swell
 Missing Mel at a motel 6 I'm unwell if
 Sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
 If I'm sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
 If I'm sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
 Feels exciting touching your handwriting
 Getting horny by reading it and repeating "poor me"
 And me staring at the picture of your feet on the sticker
 At the R. Crumb exhibit
 I wonder who sent it
 Jerking off in an art museum john til my dick hurts
 The kind of shit I won't admit to my headshrinker
 Not even in a whisper to my own little sister
 I just act like a dick and talk shit when I'm with her
 Ought Six
 I say the Friday before Easter was not good
 I cried to myself in the pisser
 And with you in the front row of the Silver Jews show
 You may act like you didn't notice
 My fear of the dead at Showbiz Pizza when I was six
 Was overwhelming and not dissimilar to this
 Sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
 If I'm sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
 If I'm sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am
 At Jacob hands on tour
 I wake up hungover on a hardwood floor
 From a dream about your dress
 Hangs off of your little breasts
 I'd rather be dead
 Than call this song how I lost your respect
 But God bless or get neglected
 (But God bless or get neglected)
 (But God bless or get neglected)
 And I'll see you when the sun sets east, don't forget me
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 And I'll see you when the sun sets east
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 Don't forget me