Please Go Home

Don't show up here anymore I told you twice before
 We think you're such a bore, go on and leave us
 But you roll your eyes again...
 Won't you please go home?
 It's good when you're gone
 You're a mess and you're dull and you're stupid
 No one wants to hear you talk, we used to laugh and mock
 But the joke is growing old, go on and leave us
 How you love to carry on pointlessly and endlessly about the things you've done
 When no one cares
 And all we think about is keeping you away from all our stuff
 You think it's a game, you think we're friends but this is where the free ride ends
 Don't show up here anymore, your presence is a chore
 We thought if we ignored you, you'd just leave us
 No one wants to hear you talk about all the girls you rock
 You think we're joking but we're not we mean it
 But you roll your eyes again and try your best to pretend
 And ask if we can lend you something
 Won't you please get out?
 It's so good when you're gone
 You're a mess and you smell and you're stupid