Your New Boyfriend

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
 When I was a kid on VoIP
 I thought when I get older
 I'd marry her, I told her
 Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
 Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
 If I could change a single thing
 I'd make it me and not him
 ♪
 But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
 I've got the key, and he's just a doormat
 And even though he's got social skills
 That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
 Anyway, make the most of him
 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
 Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (whoo!)
 ♪
 Yeah, I've met Jared (of course I've met Jared)
 The one who took you away from me
 You hit it off instantly
 I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
 I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
 Push against his fashion sense
 I've thought about what he looks like nude
 I'm not gay, though
 'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
 Oh, she's living the dream
 From back when we were 17
 She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
 Oh, she's living the dream
 From back when we were 17
 How on earth could I be saved?
 When I'm one click away from insane
 I just think that I deserve
 A little bit of what I earned
 I'm not gonna make another scene
 The one I made when I was 23
 Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
 ♪
 But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat
 I've got the key, and he's just a doormat
 'Cause even though he's got social skills
 That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
 Anyway, make the most of him
 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
 Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
 ♪
 I think about you every day (every day)
 So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
 I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
 Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
 'Cause you're beauty
 And you're grace (and you're grace)
 Your telephone calls are my favourite place
 And I want you to notice me
 With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
 I want you to care
 I want to smell your hair
 
 Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
 When I was a kid on VoIP
 I thought when I get older
 I'd marry her, I told her
 Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
 Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
 If I could change a single thing
 I'd make it me and not him
 ♪
 But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
 I've got the key, and he's just a doormat
 And even though he's got social skills
 That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
 Anyway, make the most of him
 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
 Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (whoo!)
 ♪
 Yeah, I've met Jared (of course I've met Jared)
 The one who took you away from me
 You hit it off instantly
 I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
 I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
 Push against his fashion sense
 I've thought about what he looks like nude
 I'm not gay, though
 'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
 Oh, she's living the dream
 From back when we were 17
 She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
 Oh, she's living the dream
 From back when we were 17
 How on earth could I be saved?
 When I'm one click away from insane
 I just think that I deserve
 A little bit of what I earned
 I'm not gonna make another scene
 The one I made when I was 23
 Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
 ♪
 But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat
 I've got the key, and he's just a doormat
 'Cause even though he's got social skills
 That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
 Anyway, make the most of him
 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
 Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
 ♪
 I think about you every day (every day)
 So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
 I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
 Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
 'Cause you're beauty
 And you're grace (and you're grace)
 Your telephone calls are my favourite place
 And I want you to notice me
 With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
 I want you to care
 I want to smell your hair