Big Balls

balls they come up happy
 when I place them in your hand
 and I will acknowledge with a cocking of my head
 when the faces rise against us
 'cause we're moderate or meek
 they'll see we've got the only balls of them all
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 I've got big balls
 o I've got big balls
 I've got big balls
 and they're dirty big balls
 and he's got big balls
 and she's got big balls
 but they're not the only balls of them all
 we could be eating pudding
 but we'd rather place our balls
 in their mouths when they are eating
 and let 'em be themselves
 well the world is bound to splinter,
 still in paris they will cry
 "we've got the only balls of them all"
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 o balls will make you happy
 o balls all the time
 press your balls against the mirror
 now you're pressing them to mine!
 well my balls are always bouncing
 to the left and to the right
 they've found themselves a color
 and they peer into the night
 once you've mouthed my testicles
 you'll know I'm not a liar
 I've got great balls of fire
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