The Spider's Dude Is Often There

I love to see a milky white angel
 Getting her deserved rest
 Drooling into my chest hair
 And softly saying our love nest
 We held each other up on the bobbing streets to hold
 She humored my softness, recognizing good intentions
 I'll let your spider eat my fly
 If I can scratch your bone
 And never let me catch you with another
 Unless to teach me a lesson
 Sweetheart couldn't do better
 I eat much like a ramrod
 I got a whale of a wild heart now
 If heaven's tits were gleaming up to tease me
 I'd tumble down the basement stairs
 To live amongst the dog beds and the piping
 And eavesdrop when you slip into the tub
 You'll howl with all your doors closed
 And you watch me stumble past
 A golden gilded stumbleweed
 A husband that will last
 Sweetheart, you couldn't do better
 I eat much like a ramrod
 I have a whale of a wild heart tonight