Kissing With Confidence

You may be a sharp dresser,
 You may be a fantastic dancer,
 You may be a lively conversationalist,
 But what happens at the end of the evening when the time comes to show how you feel?
 Unless you can kiss with confidence all your fancy dressing, dancing and talking won't get you a second date.
 I'd meet a boy I really liked
 I'd start to win his heart
 Come the time to kiss good-night
 I always fell apart
 I'd giggle like I had no brains
 Or else I'd start to cough
 I thought my perspiration stains
 Would turn a fellow off
 She was nervous
 She was too shy
 She was breathless
 Lips were too dry
 Hands were shaking
 Didn't know why
 Do you want to kiss this person?
 Then be honest - what is keeping you from kissing with confidence?
 Worries. Some of them can be put to rest if you ask yourself a few simple questions before kissing.
 Is your breath fresh?
 Do your have spinach on your teeth?
 Is your deodorant strong enough?
 You may also find yourself worrying about what will happen once you are in the act of kissing.
 Will your stomach growl? Will your braces lock? Will you be able to prolong the kiss and still breathe?
 Will I spoil it with my overbite?
 Will our noses bump in the moonlight?
 When our lips meet, will they fit right?
 These worries are best cleared from the mind by the romance chant method,
 a technique which will also place your lips naturally in kissing position.
 Hableme el unico del mundo.
 Digame: comoe te hare ese sonido. Tan glorioso.
 Que aun hoba con anticipation de el. Me ha reducio a un bestia.
 Grunedo. Entusiomandose why paliptando.
 Practice this chant in the morning as you rise, in the evening as you retire and just before a date.
 Once you have mastered these techniques there is only one worry left - will it go too far?
 It never will if you remain alert to these danger signals - heavy breathing, wandering hands, strong heartbeats.
 A nice way to maintain self-control without offending the other person is to say -- 'I'm not ready to handle what I think is coming',
 then you both go home and daydream.
 Tomorrow you can start again fresh. Just remember - you can not get pregnant from kissing.
 I put an end to worrying, I learned the way from Will
 He showed me kissing with confidence is an acquired skill
 When my boyfriends get too hot I can cool 'em down
 Now I'm kissing with confidence everywhere in town
 In the schoolyard
 At the front door
 In the laundromat
 At the drug store
 At the car wash
 In the back seat
 At the Dairy Queen
 On a side street
 In the basement
 On the rooftop
 At the drive in
 At the stop and shop
 On the back porch
 At the candy store
 On the boardwalk
 By the seashore
 In the balcony
 At the malt shop
 In the parking lot
 On the blacktop
 Once you can kiss with confidence, think of others these techniques will help.
 Do you know someone who drools when he kisses or burps or bites?
 Why not do them a favor and send them this record anonymously?