Everyone Hates His Parents

Jason, I am agitato grande
 Jason, I am muy disgutante
 And muy disappointe
 And muy nauseatus
 And me mitzraim hotzionoo dayenu!
 Oh, day, dayenu!
 Day, dayenu!
 Day, dayenu!
 Everyone hates his parents
 Don't be ashamed
 You'll grow up
 You'll come through
 You'll have kids
 And they'll hate you too
 Everyone hates his parents
 But I confess
 You grow up, you get old
 You hate less
 But I don't want it
 Nothing that gives them pleasure I'll do
 I don't want a bat mitzvah
 Want a bat mitzvah
 Want a bat mitzvah
 Would you?
 Everyone hates his parents
 That's in the Torah
 It's what history shows
 In fact God said to Moses
 that's how it is"
 And God knew, because God hated His
 You are gonna kill your mother
 Don't feel guilty, kill your mother
 Rather than humiliate her
 Killing your mother is the merciful thing to do
 Jason, darling, don't get nervous
 I'm right here and at your service
 Look, I'm calm and self deluded
 Grateful, cause I hope you'll do what I pray you'll do
 Go ahead and kill your mother
 Not with guns
 But kill your mother
 Rather than humiliate her
 Killing your mother is the merciful thing to do
 Ugh
 Everyone hates his parents
 Now I see why
 But in time they'll cool out
 And you'll think they were only fooling
 It's the strange thing about parents
 Push turns to shove
 What was hate becomes, more or less, love
 Jason, please see a psychiatrist
 I'm a psychiatrist!
 Get lost
 Everyone hates his parents
 This too shall pass
 You'll grow up
 I'll come through
 I'll have kids
 And they'll hate you too
 Oh, everyone hates his parents
 But, kid, I guess
 You'll grow up
 I'll grow up
 You'll get old
 I'll get old
 And hate less
 And hate less