Round Tables, Square Tables

They always yell
 Isn't that unfortunate?
 When Marvin's here
 Everybody's yelling about the bar mitzvah
 It's not a wrestling match
 Why are they sweating?
 It's not a funeral
 What's so upsetting?
 It's a celebration
 Where I get presents
 But everybody's yelling
 And everybody's ruining it
 It's a celebration where I get richer
 But everybody's yelling
 And everybody's ruining it
 Everybody's ruining it
 Why, oh why?
 What have I done that they'd ruin my bar mitzvah?
 What have I done that they'd ruin my bar mitzvah?
 I want the tables round
 Musicians with a new sound
 Okay, I'll trade
 But, please, don't make it pink
 Pink?
 It must be-
 I want lobster
 Catered kosher
 No can do
 Pink is my- (help me!)
 Favorite color
 Why?
 Rock musicians
 String quartet
 Are you done?
 Not yet!
 Ugh!
 There's no reason to fight?
 It is just a bar mitzvah
 Go ahead and invite
 Whomever you please
 Just stop shrecking and wrecking the night
 I am getting an ear ache
 Please, stop shrecking
 Please, stop shrecking
 Please, stop shrecking
 Please, stop shrecking
 Things are better
 Aren't they?
 I feel we've grown closer
 Maybe we've grown closer
 But we still have a party to make
 We have a party to make
 And it's gonna be swell
 It'll be Marvin's triumph
 And Trina's
 Our kid will excel
 And the flowers delight (thank Trina)
 All in all it'll be nonpareil
 Like the perfect occasion
 Round tables
 Square tables
 Please, don't do this
 He's no jerk
 It's just that
 It took
 Please don't do this
 Work!
 I hate this!
 Blame her
 It is all a waste
 Look at your couch
 It is homo-baroque
 Don't talk to me about taste
 Stop!
 I don't want a bar mitzvah, okay?
 I don't want a bar mitzvah!
 What do you mean you don't want a bar mitzvah?
 What do you mean you don't want a bar mitzvah?
 How do you think we...?
 How do you think we...?
 How do you think we feel about that?