Falsettoland / About Time

Homosexuals
 Women with children
 Short insomniacs
 And a teeny tiny band
 Come, right in
 The welcome mat is on the floor
 Let's begin
 This story needs an ending
 Homosexual
 Father with children
 One bar mitzvah that
 Is scrupulously planned
 Lovers come and lovers go
 Lovers fight and sing fortissimo
 Give these handsome boys a hand
 Welcome to Falsettoland
 Fancy families
 Women internists
 Kosher caterers
 Who are trying to expand
 Everybody on his mark
 Congregate at Central Park
 Pretty boys are in demand
 Welcome to Falsettoland
 What a world we live in
 What a world we live in
 It's about time, don't ya think?
 It's about time to grow up, don't ya think?
 It's about time to grow up and face the music
 It's about time
 I had a wife
 I had a lover
 He ran for cover, she I divorced
 I got hissed when I cracked my lover on the wrist
 She got pissed and ran off with my psychiatrist
 So I don't have a psychiatrist
 Except on the Jewish holidays but I still have my son on the weekends
 Just on the weekends
 And some very good friends
 But I don't have a lover anymore
 Oh my God
 When am I gonna get over this?
 When am I gonna get over this?
 When am I gonna get over this?
 Homosexuals
 Women with children
 Ex-Ex Lovers
 And a teeny tiny band
 Welcome to Falsettoland
 Psycho-analysts
 Child insomniacs
 Welcome to Falsettoland
 Liberal Democrats
 Spiky lesbians
 Welcome to Falsettoland
 Kosher caterers
 Short insomniacs
 Hypochondriacs
 Yiddish Americans
 Crazy families
 Radiologists
 Intellectuals
 Nervous wrecks
 Welcome to Falsettoland
 It's about time, don't ya think
 It's about time to grow up, don't ya think
 It's about time to grow up and face the music
 It's about time
 One day I'd like to be
 As mature as my son, who's twelve and a half
 And this tall
 That's all I'd like to be
 It's about growing up, getting older, living on a lover's shoulder
 Learning love is not a crime
 It's about time
 It's about time
 It's about time
 It's about