Miracle Of Judaism

Dot Nardoni, Tiffany Axelrod
 Zoe Feinstein, Angelina Dellibovi
 Bunny Doyne, or what's her name
 Mo Cristofaro, or Heather Levin
 Brittany Rosenthal, which
 Flo Giu... Giu... what is the name of that bitch?
 Flo Giuseppe, right, but it borders on kitsch
 Of these girls
 Which should I invite to my bar mitzvah?
 I've a problem to flaunt
 I don't want the girls I should want
 Batter up!
 I want girls for whom I lust
 Girls who wear a lot of makeup
 Girls who smoke and show their bust
 Girls with whom I always wake up
 Strike one!
 Would they come though
 If they were invited?
 And not
 Laugh at my Hebrew
 And not
 Laugh at my father and his friends
 Strike two!
 Excluding them, I find exciting
 And I'm left with them, I'll be inviting
 Selecting girls for one's bar mitzvah
 God, that's the miracle of Judaism
 Strike three, you're out!
 That'd be the miracle of Judaism