Never Trust a Man (Who Plays Guitar)

So I dip this pen in arsenic
 I write a song for every president
 That won't ever get shot in the face
 And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives
 Head down to the court house
 With one chord, I level the place
 But hasn't anybody learned
 Don't ever trust a man who plays guitar
 The day I rob a banks the first day I'm not lying
 To you or me about what I believe
 So when I die then let my gravestone read
 Rest in peace, funk no pulses no
 Is no excuse not to dance
 If I live then let my heart be
 Like a beating picket line
 They'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab
 Hasn't anybody learned
 The last who make the moves
 Are the first to say the words
 The day I rob a banks the first day I live my life
 As an honest man, an honest man
 The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank
 Is the day I finally get what I deserve