My Strongest Suit

In life one has to face a huge assortment
 Of nauseating fads and good advice
 There's health and fitness
 Diet and deportment
 And other pointless forms of sacrifice
 Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter
 Manners? Charm?
 They're no way to impress
 So forget the inner me, observe the outer
 I am what I wear and how I dress
 
 Oh now I believe in looking
 Like my time on earth is cooking
 Whether polka dotted
 Striped or even checked
 With the some glamour guaranteeing
 Every fiber on of my being
 Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
 From your cradle via trousseau
 To your deathbed you're on view, so Ah
 Never compromise, accept no substitute Ah
 I would rather wear a barrel Ah
 Than conservative apparel Ah
 For my dress has always been Ah
 My strongest suit Ah
 Ah
 Overwear
 Underwear
 Anytime
 Anywhere
 Staying in or hitting town wards
 From the top and working downwards Ooh ooh ooh ah
 I ensure that every stitch Ooh ooh ooh ah
 Is stitched in time Ooh ooh ooh ah
 Whether wig or hat or turban
 Whether clad boudoir or urban Is stitched in time
 Not to strut your stuff Ooh ooh ooh ah
 Outrageously's a crime Ooh ooh ooh ah
 Ooh ooh ooh ah
 And the few who are invited Such a crime
 To my wardrobe are delighted Oooh overwear
 As they wander through my things Oooh underwear
 To find en route Oooh anytime
 We're wandering through your th
 That in negligee or formal Ooh negligee
 I am anything but normal Ooh anything but normal normal
 Ooh ah
 For my dress has always been
 My strongest suit Overwear, underwear
 Anytime, anywhere
 Overwear, underwear
 I am what I wear Anytime, anywhere
 Overwear, underwear
 Anytime, anywhere
 I said anytime Overwear, underwear
 Anytime
 Anywhere
 Finest
 So bring me all my finest Divinest
 Most audacious, my divinest
 Most revealing
 Most expensive and to boot
 Most revealing most
 expensive
 Most arresting Most arresting
 Most heartstopping
 Most heartstopping Most heart-stoping
 Most free-flowing Overwear
 Most eye-popping Underwear
 Most arresting Anytime
 Most heart-stopping
 Anywhere
 Dress has always been Dress has always been
 My strongest suit
 I am what I wear
 My strongest suit
 I am what I wear
 You know that
 I am what I wear I am what I wear
 Dress has always been
 Dress has always been My strongest
 My strongest My strongest
 My strongest My strongest suit My strongest
 My strongest My strongest
 My stroooooooooongest suit My strongest suit
 My strongest suit!