AssMan (Mr. Ass)

I'm an ass man
 Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)
 I love to love 'em
 I love to kick 'em
 I love to shove 'em
 I love to stick 'em
 Love to flaunt 'em
 I love to watch 'em
 I love to pick 'em
 And I'm gonna kick 'em
 'Cause I'm an Ass Man
 Yeah, I'm an Ass man
 Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
 I'm an Ass Man
 So many asses, so little time
 Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime
 I'm a lover, of every kind
 The best surprises always sneak up from behind
 I'm an Ass man
 Yeah; I'm an Ass man
 Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
 I'm an Ass Man
 Buns of glory
 Buns of steel
 Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel
 You walk behind me
 I feel the heat
 That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street
 I'm an Ass man
 Yeah; I'm an Ass man
 Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
 I love to love 'em
 I love to kick 'em
 I love to shove 'em
 I love to stick 'em
 Love to flaunt 'em
 I love to watch 'em
 I love to pick 'em
 And I'm gonna kick 'em
 I'm an Ass man
 Yeah; I'm an Ass man
 Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)