Witness (Can I Get A?)

I'm suing, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
 I'm suing your god for the ice on my step
 Stepped outside, nearly broke my neck
 It's all connected in a certain respect
 My neck and the step, the compensation cheque
 Can I get a witness?
 Can I get a witness?
 Can I get a witness?
 Can I get a witness?
 Well, you fall on your sword and you swallow your pride
 I'm at war with the board, but the Lord is on my side
 Lord of the jungle and the Amazons' pride
 It's not technically a crime
 Can I get a witness?
 Can I get a witness?
 Can I get a witness?
 Can I get a witness?
 Hey, woo
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 Can I get a witness? (Well, that depends)
 Can I get a witness? (Can you really trust your new friends?)
 Can I get a witness? (A means to an end)
 Can I get a witness? Can I get a witness?
 One, two, three, four, out