Who Knew

If I was a cute little kid
 I would show you the painting I did, for you
 But I'm up in the air
 I'm not here, I'm not there
 If I was a sad-eyed eighteen
 I would cut all the holes in your jeans, for you
 But now what can I say
 I'm too little too late
 If I was a middle-aged man
 I would buy you a new minivan, or two
 But I'm stumbling around
 With one foot on the ground
 If I was a hundred and three
 I would share all my boring stories, with you
 But you caught me too soon, now
 Darling what can I do, now?
 All along I did what I could
 But you tell me my timings no good, who knew?
 Who knew?
 If I was Marty McFly
 I would go back to when we were nine, or ten
 And I'd be your best friend
 Say that I knew you when
 If I was a ghost on your hall,
 I would haunt you and walk through your walls, at night
 But I'm flesh and I'm bone
 And I'm stiff as a stone
 All along I did what I could
 But you tell me my timings no good, who knew?
 All along I did what I could
 But you tell me my timings no good, who knew?
 Who knew?