Don't Mess With Me (While I'm Jellyfishing)

Yar
 Man, I got a story to tell (it's a good one)
 I was just minding my business jellyfishing
 There was this bully, right
 Didn't even seem like the bully type
 Walked right up to me and told me, "You look like a cookie bite"
 I said, "You could be right
 But me, I'm not the lookie type"
 So I walked away, and then he hit me with a cooking knife
 He said, "Did I tell you you could walk away, Sponge?"
 I responded, "No" and then he hit me with an eight punch
 All up in my face
 And then I lost my patience
 So I spinned around and whipped out two of my ray guns
 He said, "Oh, no" and then he tried to run away
 But I said, "Oh, no, no, lil' homie, you messed up my day"
 (You messed up)
 So I caught up to him and I punch him in the face (kapow!)
 He said, "Ahahahaha" then he hit me with some mace
 It left a taste, but I absorbed it without a trace
 Then I looked at him and said, "I'm 'bout to put you in your place
 So you better say your grace" (say it)
 And I chopped him in the waist (uh-huh)
 These arms may be weak, but they gon' leave you in a brace (Sponge)
 Don't mess with me
 While I'm jellyfishing
 While I'm jellyfishing
 W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
 Mess around and catch a sting
 While I'm jellyfishing
 While I'm jellyfishing
 W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
 Next day
 Got my net, got my jams, got my basket
 Jellyfishing on them with my best friend, Patrick
 Khakis on my fabric
 I make them disappear
 But this is not a hat trick
 This is not magic
 This is psychiatric
 Move so elastic
 Fantastic, gymnastic, cleaning up plastic
 The way I swish this net, man, I almost got drafted
 I am in my zone and this zone has been crafted
 Don't mess with me
 While I'm jellyfishing
 While I'm jellyfishing
 W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
 Mess around and catch a sting
 While I'm jellyfishing
 While I'm jellyfishing
 W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
 Don't mess with me (man, this beat is crazy)
 While I'm jellyfishing
 While I'm jellyfishing
 W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
 Mess around and catch a sting
 While I'm jellyfishing
 While I'm jellyfishing
 W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
 It's over with
 I tried to tell people that jellyfishing is my zen
 It's my garden
 Why don't they understand that?
 Yah