Last One Standing - Acoustic

I drink my coffee black, I eat my choclate dark
 And I throw up a little bit when I see couples in the parks
 Saying "I love you babe", she's hopping on his back
 No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't love like that
 I'm drinking day old wine, I spend my nights alone
 And all these guys are asking if my friends are single and if so
 If I can hook them up, if I'll be their wingman
 No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't understand
 Why bitter and sweet?
 Why it's better to be settled in and settled down
 Cashing in and selling out?
 Why did everybody get so soft now?
 Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
 I think I'm the last one standing
 My shirts are oversized and playing ninety's grunge
 And I might tell a guy I like him but that's only if I'm drunk
 I might take shots real fast but I take love real slow
 No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know
 Why bitter and sweet?
 Why it's better to be settled in and settled down
 Cashing in and selling out?
 Why did everybody get so soft now?
 Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
 I think I'm the last one standing
 If I say those three words, damn sure I'ma mean it
 If I bring a guy home it's for a damn good reason
 When I'm walking down the aisle, no way I'll repeat it
 Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why
 Why bitter and sweet?
 Why it's better to be settled in and settled down
 Cashing in and selling out?
 Why did everybody get so soft now?
 Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
 I think I'm the last one standing
 Everyone is trading hickies for the Hamptons
 Maybe I'm the last one standing