You Told the Drunks I Knew Karate

I am drunk and on a ladder
 Not the smartest way to start my night
 You said I'd conquer my vertigo
 That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie
 And when we got up to the roof
 You opened a little flask of gin
 Like idiots we both fell asleep there
 Until the sun came up again
 I do the dumbest things for you
 Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
 I almost broke my collar bone
 I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known
 We both went out to the party
 Down a long, great western road
 You told the drunks I knew karate
 That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie
 They chased us through the city center
 They chased us out to the east end
 We had to hide behind the supermarket
 Until the sun came up again
 I do the dumbest things for you
 Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
 I would be safer on my own
 I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known
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 And we just missed the last bus home
 So we walked it fueled by adrenaline
 And when I said that I could do it all again
 That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie
 Your plans to make it bigger and conquer
 Would put Napoleon to shame
 I'm in a coma on the sofa
 Until the sun goes down again
 I do the dumbest things for you
 Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
 I would be safer on my own
 I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known
 I do the dumbest things for you
 Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
 I would be safer on my own
 I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known