Vodka Tonic

What's going on Captain Hazelwood
 From where we stand, things do not look good
 Your cargo is oil, it's leaking all around
 All around the Prince William Sound
 Were you sleeping or playing chess
 Or were you drinking to fight the stress
 Your cargo is oil, it's leaking all around
 The Exxon Valdez ran aground
 I'm not neurotic nor am I psychotic
 I'm just an alcoholic drinking my vodka tonic
 I'm not catatonic nor am I moronic
 I'm just an alcoholic drinking my vodka tonic
 What's going on Captain Hazelwood
 From where we stand, things do not look good
 Your cargo is oil, it's leaking all around
 All around the Prince William Sound
 Were you sleeping or playing chess
 Or were you drinking to fight the stress
 Your cargo is oil, it's leaking all around
 The Exxon Valdez ran aground
 I'm not neurotic nor am I psychotic
 I'm just an alcoholic drinking my vodka tonic
 I'm not catatonic nor am I moronic
 I'm just an alcoholic drinking my vodka tonic