Interlude 1

Hey, uh, this is Tim Schenectady
 Pitchfork News, and you are now listening to...
 1 Trait Danger
 1 Trait Danger?
 Who the fuck
 Hey, Mike?
 Mike, how did these guys get on the playlist?
 Mike, get in here, this is live right now, what the hell is going on?
 This is not part of the setlist
 Who picked this out?
 God dammit, somebody get Mike in here right now!
 What the fuck? This was supposed to be Whitney, Mike!
 Why the hell did this make it on the playlist
 This is supposed to be Vampire Weekend!
 This is supposed to be Perfume Genius, the good shit!
 What is this, Mike?
 Mike—somebody get Mike in here right now!
 Somebody find Mike or we are fucked, we've been hacked!
 We've been fucking hacked again, god dammit!
 Don't you people realize, this is going to ruin Pitchfork!
 This is going to ruin me!
 Don't you guys get it?
 Where the fuck is Mike?
 1 Trait, jammin' up your airwaves
 1 Trait, fuckin' up your show
 Bitchfork never knew what hit 'em
 Hacked his shit with that hacker flow
 1 Trait, baddies of the business
 1 Trait, we're the best for show
 1 Trait Danger is the name, bitch
 1 Trait, this is how it go
 Honey? Honey? Come upstairs, dinner's ready
 Are you fucking kidding me, Mom?
 Are you hacking again?
 No, Mom, get out of my fuckin' room!
 I told you, I told you to stop hacking people!
 Get the fuck out of my room!
 Get upstairs and help your father!
 Fuck you, Mom!
 There's mustard everywhere!