Hays, Kansas

Well, I wanna do good, I'm sick of doing bad
 I wanna have all the things that you've had
 Honey, like an inability to feel the way that I do
 Well, I wanna get out of bed on the right foot for a change
 I wanna be able to act my own age
 But the liquor keeps throwing a wrench into things
 And I feel like going to bed
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 Yeah, that damn George Jones when he plays "There's the Door"
 Makes me wonder if there ain't even more to worry about
 Mm, but that ain't my job
 And this hometown of mine, yes, I love her so dear
 And her sweet memory, I'll always keep near to my heart
 But there ain't shit here for me now
 So I'll go back to Hays, Kansas, where I can't be found
 All there is, is an auto parts and a mall in this town
 And there's no way of knowing
 Ooh, where in the world that I am
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 So I'll go back to Hays, Kansas, where I can't be found
 All there is, is an auto parts and a mall in this town
 And there's no way of knowing
 Ooh, where in the world that I am
 Where in the world that I am