It's a Shame

Well, my daddy was a saint
 My momma was a sinner
 Papaw was an old freight train
 Well, my uncle liked huntin'
 And the other liked fishin'
 Lord and my aunts nearly drove 'em insane
 Yeah, my brother's a hero, my sister's an angel
 And I never meant to 'cause 'em no pain
 Yes and I am a drinker and I'm also a thinker
 And I think that it's a damn cryin' shame
 It just like it's a shame to see a woman
 Who's white trash and pretty
 It's a shame to see a truck that don't run
 It's a shame that I'm so rich when I ain't got no money
 It's a shame I ain't havin' no fun
 It's a shame I ain't sittin' up on some barstool
 It's a shame that I'm goin' through hell
 It's a shame I've been drinkin'
 And it's a shame I've been thinkin'
 But I'm bored so I might as well
 Sing yodel-lay-he, yodel-lay-he-he, yodel-lay-he
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 Well, my dog ate my loveseat, my car's a lemon
 I've got two left feet and no thumbs
 I'm unambidextrous, I'm uncoordinated
 I'd count my blessings if I had some
 Or at least that's the way it feels
 On them old dreary days
 Rain fallin' down from the sky
 I'll give you these last parting words of my wisdom
 They ain't much but I reckon I oughta try
 To tell y'all that it's a shame to see a woman
 Who's white trash and pretty
 It's a shame to see a truck that won't run
 It's a shame that I'm so rich when I ain't got no money
 It's a shame I ain't having no fun
 It's a shame I ain't sittin' up on some barstool
 It's a shame that I'm goin' through hell
 It's a shame I've been drinkin'
 And it's a shame I've been thinkin'
 But I'm bored, so I might as well
 Sing yodel-lay-he yodel-lay-he-he, yodel-lay-he