Ohio Laundry Room

Weekly candy drop-offs
 All hopped up for our mom
 You're leaving out the back door
 Drop the dogs food on the floor
 Help me with my homework
 Just in time for summer
 Every day at the pool
 You said we might as well live here
 If I were you
 I would have said
 The same thing
 If I were you
 I would have said
 The same thing
 Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooo
 Secrets kept in high school
 Vodka water bottle
 You're sleeping on the couch now
 I'm just too young to notice
 Make excuses for you
 Think of all the bad news
 I will never blame you
 You were dealt a hell of a hand
 If I were you
 I would have done
 The same thing
 If I were you
 I would have done
 The same thing
 Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooo
 Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooo
 Predestined genetics
 It's not fair, you said it
 Weekly doc appointments
 Becoming an annoyance
 You want to go live your life
 And you've made up your mind
 Nothing's going to stop you
 Even if it takes you
 If I were you
 I would have done
 The same thing
 If I were you
 I would have done
 The same thing
 Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooo
 The same thing
 Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooo
 The same thing
 I keep waiting for you
 To walk right on through
 That Ohio laundry room
 And tell me you love me more
 It would be wonderful