The T (feat. Adore Delano)

My name is Alaska Thunderfuck and I have something to say
 I like black tea
 I like black d
 I never touched tina and that's the T
 I know on What's the T I said that I don't drink
 So you bitches probably don't know what to think
 When you see me at the club
 Getting crunk, acting stupid, getting drunk
 I got a hundred problems, drinking ain't one
 Tried to quit drinking but it's too much fun
 I keep it cute and I act my age
 And you're never ever gonna see me drunk on stage
 It's a new dawn it's a new age
 Metallica, turn the page
 Turn the page, turn the page
 Chun Li, Streets of Rage
 I smashed some pumpkins, rat in a cage
 Let's pay women an equal wage
 No, seriously
 What the fuck
 Now let's talk, about my ex's
 I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas.
 I'm just kidding he was really in Florida
 But what the fuck fucking rhymes with Florida?
 We were good together but we're better apart and I learned a lot from that broken heart
 Sharon and Chad, I'm happy for you
 Cerrone the cat I fucking miss you boo
 Not every breakup turned out so well, I put a lot of really nice guys through some fucked up hell
 But then there was this one guy...
 Girl, and if you have Reddit you probably know all about this already...
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 This psycho ex got heavy handed tried to death star my whole fucking planet
 Talking shit, dropping names, screen-capping, playing games
 I've had it, officially, the bitch tried to really really come for me
 He crossed me like the river styx
 But the sex was good cause I like small dicks
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 I'm not mad, I'm not pressed
 The moneys on the dresser get dressed
 To the drunk ass messes in the meet and greet
 Tryna to treat a real girl like a piece of meat
 You're pullin, my hair bitch
 You spilled on my dress bitch
 You think you're a fan but you're only a mess bitch
 Real fans, I fucking love you
 I'd lay myself down on the traintracks for you
 In fact, I made this fucking record for you, call me Delano because I Adore you
 Yeah, you specifically
 The AAA girls went bankrupt morally,
 Willam met some models and serviced them orally
 He's probably on the way to replace us quick
 Just like he fucking did to Detox and Vic
 Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques
 Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques
 Oh yeah that reminds me about that thing
 The secret I've been hiding like a dingaling
 I did some challenges, I won a few
 Oh yeah that's a thing called All-Stars 2
 I can't blame you Adore, they went in really harsh that first day
 And if it had been me in your position, who knows
 I might have done the same thing
 I'm just lucky I guess, I feel blessed but I'm stressed
 I wanna be the best, I just wanna be the best
 $100, 000 it ain't that much
 To fuck up your mind and all your friends that you trust
 I'm sorry Coco, I'm sorry Tatianna, I'm sorry Mom
 I wanna smoke some marijuana
 Move on, cause it's all just a game
 And it is what it is at the end of the day