Your Makeup Is Terrible

Greetings Earthlings
 My name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the planet Glametron
 What's yours?
 Now, I've come along way to be hear tonight
 So lets get our greetings and salutations out of the way right now
 Shall We? Hieeee
 Oh, I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel so much yummier
 Now, there is an issue that has recently come to my intention
 That we need to discuss right now
 Is that okay with you, honey?
 Are you ready?
 You, are you ready? (Ok)
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Your makeup is terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 But I love you anyway
 Terrible, terrible, terrible
 Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible
 Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 But I love you anyway
 Now, I heard this is the best motherfucking club in all the land
 Is that correct? (Uh-huh) Mm-hmm
 Well, it better be
 Because I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway
 Mr. Doorman, what's that? You need my I.D.?
 This face is my I.D. motherfucker
 Now, I'm not the kind of bitch who is going to go behind your back
 And Talk Shit on you
 If I have an issue with you, I will bring it right to your busted face
 Now lets discuss it right now, shall we?
 Are you ready? (Uh-huh)
 You specifically, are you ready?
 (Who me? Oh yeah, I totally am)
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Your makeup is terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 But I love you anyway
 Terrible, terrible, terrible
 Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible
 Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 But I love you anyway
 Oh my gosh...
 This is the really serious part of the
 song, do you hear that? (Oh my God...)
 You see, there is something I have to confess
 You and I have a lot more in common than I thought
 And there is something I need to bring your attention, right now
 Are you ready? (I think so...)
 Oh no, are you ready?
 That's better
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 Are you ready?
 My makeup is terrible
 My makeup is terrible (Noo...)
 My makeup is terrible (Why?)
 My makeup is terrible
 But do you love me anyway?
 Terrible, terrible, terrible
 My makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible
 Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible
 Our makeup is terrible
 But I love you anyway