Chomp Chomp

Chomp chomp!
 Chomp chomp!
 Sailing out of Mexico heading up to New Orleans
 Heard about the biggest treasure horde outside the Caribbean
 One stormy night in Caillou Bay we smashed into the reef
 A flash of claws, a crash of jaws, a load of big white teeth
 If you see an alligator
 In your refrigerator
 You better say see ya later
 Or you might end up dead
 They say you should never smile
 Right at a crocodile
 He'll drag you down into the deep
 And eat your fucking head
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 Chomp chomp!
 Chomp chomp!
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 Chomp Chomp Chomp
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 Our captain was the first to go, he got ripped into shreds
 Still screaming as the alligator swallowed down his legs
 One by one the crew all died in several nasty ways
 The vision of that massacre still haunts me to this day
 If you find a giant cayman
 You're gonna have a really bad day man
 There's nothing more to say than
 I won't see you in a while
 Not even Russell Crowe
 With a giant crossbow
 Ain't got a snowballs chance in hell
 To save you from that crocodile
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 Chomp chomp!
 Chomp chomp!
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 Why oh why, did I jump into that swamp?
 Mauled to death by alligators, all singing chomp chomp chomp
 Time to die, on a sub-aquatic romp
 Mauled to death by alligators, all singing chomp chomp chomp
 Chomp chomp!
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 Chomp chomp!
 Chomp chomp!