Shipwrecked

It's three years to the very day
 Since a pirate captain said to me
 "Hey lad, come join our crew
 Adventure and glory waits for you!"
 I took his words as gold
 Set sail for quests untold
 With a bottle of rum in my hand
 I dreamed of wealth and foreign lands!
 Hey! You're banjaxed!
 Hey! You're screwed!
 And death is coming for you!
 Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
 Shipwrecked, you'll cease to be!
 Hey! You're banjaxed!
 Hey! You're screwed!
 And death is coming for you!
 Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
 Shipwrecked your destiny!
 On the 16th night at sea
 In the depths of toil and misery
 We struck a hidden reef
 And our ship began to sink beneath
 I grabbed some drifting wood
 And held on as long as I could
 'Til abandoned on a desert isle
 Now stuck here 'til the day I die!
 Hey! You're banjaxed!
 Hey! You're screwed!
 And death is coming for you!
 Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
 Shipwrecked, you'll cease to be!
 Hey! You're banjaxed!
 Hey! You're screwed!
 And death is coming for you!
 Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
 Shipwrecked your destiny!
 Shipwrecked!
 Shipwrecked!
 Get drunk or die!
 Shipwrecked!
 Shipwrecked!
 Get drunk or die!
 Hey! You're banjaxed!
 Hey! You're screwed!
 And death is coming for you!
 Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
 Shipwrecked, you'll cease to be!
 Hey! You're banjaxed!
 Hey! You're screwed!
 And death is coming for you!
 Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
 Shipwrecked your destiny!