Song About Nothing/Bring Me A Beer

This song's about nothing, but I'll tell you something
 The thing about nothing, it'll always be free
 So if you're doing nothing, how about singing
 This song about nothing, come sing it with me
 I used to see a girl who didn't do nothing
 But go on and on, on how life's so unfair
 One day I told her "It's over between us
 I'm sorry my dear, but there's just nothing there"
 I often remember what a wise man once said
 He said "you just can't take nothing with you when you're dead
 So stop your collecting, stop carrying on
 And your friends won't have nothing to throw away when you're gone"
 This song's about nothing, but I'll tell you something
 The thing about nothing, it'll always be free
 So if you're doing nothing, how about singing
 This song about nothing, come sing it with me
 Come closer me brother, you might want to hear this
 I'll tell you the secret of life's little game
 There's nothing finer than breathing and dreaming
 And those who've forgotten have no one to blame
 This song's about nothing, but I'll tell you something
 The thing about nothing, it'll always be free
 So if you're doing nothing, how about singing
 This song about nothing, come sing it with me
 It goes...
 Dada dada dun, dada dy
 Dada dada dun, dada dy
 Dada dada dun, dada dy
 Dada dada dy, da dy dun
 Dada dada dun, dada dy
 Dada dada dun, dada dy
 Dada dada dy, dada dy
 Dy, dy, dy, dy
 It goes...
 Dada dada dun, dada dy
 Dada dada dun, dada dy
 Dada dada dun, dada dy
 Dada dada dy, da dy dun
 Dada dada dun, dada dy
 Dada dada dun, dada dy
 Dada dada dy, dada dy
 Dy, dy, dy, dy
 Don't say nothing
 Unless you've got something to say
 Don't take nothing
 Without asking first if it's okay
 Don't wait for nothing
 'Cause nothing is just what you'll get, if you sit there and wait
 If you've ever thought that your life don't mean nothing
 That no one would miss you, if you disappeared
 Well just think again about how you fit in, son
 Without you around, well there's nothing much here
 This song's about nothing, but I'll tell you something
 The thing about nothing, it'll always be free
 So if you're doing nothing, how about singing
 This song about nothing, come sing it with me
 It goes...
 Dada dada dun, dada dy
 Dada dada dun, dada dy
 Dada dada dun, dada dy
 Dada dada dy, da dy, dun
 Dada dada dun, dada dy
 Dada dada dun, dada dy
 Dada dada dy, dada dy
 Dy, dy, dy, dy
 Dada dada dy, dy, dy, dy
 Dada dada dy, dy, dy, dy
 I woke up this morning with a pain in my head
 Couldn't think why I should get out of bed
 Spent the day working to bring home the bread
 By evening my time is my own, yeah, it is
 So pour me a pint and I'll ring out with laughter
 Stop me at two, no, make it ten after
 I only smile more as I get a bit plastered
 But no one likes drinking alone
 So bring me a beer, I'll bring you a song
 Make it a double, and I'll sing twice as long
 Hold your glass high, and join in the cheer
 You know I'm not driving, so bring me a beer
 Yeah
 Now John at the bar is a friend of old Bill
 But he's spending more time with that girl dressed to kill
 Will she be here tomorrow, yes she probably will
 She's here almost every night
 So pour me a quick one, then call me a cab
 Lord only knows just how many I've had
 Surely there's someone who'll pick up my tab
 Cheers, you're a bit of all right
 So bring me a beer, I'll bring you a song
 Make it a double, and I'll sing twice as long
 Hold your glass high, and join in the cheer
 You know I'm not driving, so bring me a beer
 Bring me a beer, I'll bring you a song
 Give me a chance and I'll sing all night long
 Hold your glass high, and join in the cheer
 You know I'm not driving, so bring me a beer
 You know I'm not driving, so bring me a beer
 Bring me a beer, I'll bring you a song
 Make it a double, and I'll sing twice as long
 Hold your glass high, and join in the cheer
 You know I'm not driving, so bring me a beer
 You know I'm not driving, so bring me a beer