Most Interesting Man vs. Old Spice Guy

Look at my fist, now back to me
 Now back to my fist, now back to me
 What's in your hand? Back at me
 An expensive gift found in the sea
 Now look again, it's a deadly piranha
 Now it's veal parmigiana
 I'm on a dolphin, where are you?
 You're on the moon with no O2
 Now look at me, I'm extremely handsome
 Now you're being held for ransom
 Behind you look a box of kittens
 At me, now back at Jason Witten
 Close your eyes, okay now open
 Now look down, your hip is broken
 I'm almost done, soon you can talk
 But if you attack, Terry Crews will block
 BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK
 Ha! ha! I kill two stones with one bird, and feel bad for the stones
 My raps are so good, they make a less interesting man explode!
 I'll drink your blood, chase it with 151
 I challenged myself to a staring contest and on the third day I won!
 I'm the closest thing the world has ever come to perfection
 When I get lost in the hood, gangbangers give me directions!
 Google searches me, dolphins watch me! My beard has seen more than you
 And when in Rome, they do as I do!
 I just show up, and bitches follow
 I don't always give women orgasms, but when I do, they swallow
 I've been a black belt in karate since I was in the womb
 I'll leave dos equis over your eyes kid, go to your tomb
 I'm kicking your ass. You're fighting off the urge to say thanks
 Oh and by the way, Old Spice will never smell as good as Axe
 BLOCK!
 Old Spice smells better than fresh chocolate chip cookies right out of the oven
 Cinnamon rolls, that new car smell and blueberry muffins
 Library books, Play-Doh, wet paint and chlorine
 Those giant felt-tip markers and gasoline
 All mixed together
 I don't always call people liars, but Old Spice smells like the typical run of the mill soap
 Bah, old man, you've been talking for nearly an hour
 I'll burn yo ass, with double sun power
 What rhymes with explosion? Another explosion
 Now excuse me, I gotta go work on my tits at Gold's Gym